Everyone probably has a few complaints about their hometown. I know I do. Some are small, some are big. Some are rural and some are urban. … and then some have such insane names, you’d think a two year-old founded them. When I saw these 25 town names, I thought someone was playing a joke. But, oh no. These are real.

1.) There is where the horse with no name grew up.

1.) There is where the horse with no name grew up.

2.) GASP! I knew the North Pole was a lie.

2.) GASP! I knew the North Pole was a lie.

3.) I was meant to live in this town.

3.) I was meant to live in this town.

4.) Ah, a city for the desperate.

4.) Ah, a city for the desperate.

5.) I wonder how the tourism is here.

5.) I wonder how the tourism is here.

6.) Slow down, take time to look at all of the ugly.

6.) Slow down, take time to look at all of the ugly.

7.) The internet is taking over our lives.

7.) The internet is taking over our lives.

8.) Ummmm. Forget it.

8.) Ummmm. Forget it.

9.) This doesn’t seem promising.

9.) This doesn't seem promising.

10.) Discover the answer to life’s tough questions here.

10.) Discover the answer to life's tough questions here.

11.) Better than Anti-Alaska.

11.) Better than Anti-Alaska.

12.) I must visit this delicious town.

12.) I must visit this delicious town.

13.) Both the name AND the sign are depressing. That’s impressive.

13.) Both the name AND the sign are depressing. That's impressive.

14.) Why stop here? Why not.

14.) Why stop here? Why not.

15.) Truth or Dare’s responsible, boring cousin.

15.) Truth or Dare's responsible, boring cousin.

16.) ALL OF THE YES.

16.) ALL OF THE YES.

17.) The perfect destination for any family road trip.

17.) The perfect destination for any family road trip.

18.) The people here do throw great parties, though.

18.) The people here do throw great parties, though.

19.) Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

19.) Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

20.) Wait, is passing wind radar controlled?

20.) Wait, is passing wind radar controlled?

21.) Now THIS is the town for me.

21.) Now THIS is the town for me.

22.) I’m not sure if the hyphens are helping me jot this down…

22.) I'm not sure if the hyphens are helping me jot this down...

23.) If you’re a human, this town is for you.

23.) If you're a human, this town is for you.

24.) Crapstone doesn’t want any of your crap.

24.) Crapstone doesn't want any of your crap.

25.) It’s hard to believe there’s so few who live here.

25.) It's hard to believe there's so few who live here.

I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking of visiting Cheesequake. Life would have to be awesome in a town name like Cheesequake (seeing that it was named after an incredible dessert).

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