No, this isn’t the headquarters for Church’s Chicken. It’s actually a church that just happens to look exactly like an extremely freaked out chicken.
The congregation doesn’t mind, as long as other people don’t make fowl comments.
Getting all of this attention was really eggciting for the parish.
Preaching at such a famous church really helps the pastor get chicks.
We’re glad no one interrupts the service, half-cocked and making stupid puns. That would be so inappropriate.