This awesome photographer dad named Dave Engledow shows you how to be the best parent… by illustrating what NOT to do. Don’t worry, though, this dad and his awesome daughter actually have a great relationship. (Who knew that letting your toddler carve turkey would be a bad idea?)

He is basically the coolest dad ever, so you might want to follow his advice (and never do any of these things seen below).

Blending gone wrong.

Blending gone wrong.

When you don’t have a ladder, there’s always Photoshop.

When you don't have a ladder, there's always Photoshop.

Driving mom to drinking. Literally.

Driving mom to drinking. Literally.

Family exercising.

Family exercising.

Cheap labor.

Cheap labor.

Looks good to me.

Looks good to me.

Must have mom’s brains.

Must have mom's brains.

You missed a spot.

You missed a spot.

Martini? She looks 21.

Martini? She looks 21.

Being his daughter is not an excuse.

Being his daughter is not an excuse.

This looks safe.

This looks safe.

This one is actually a great idea.

This one is actually a great idea.

It’s cheaper than an amusement park.

It's cheaper than an amusement park.

World’s youngest turkey carver.

World's youngest turkey carver.

Sweet revenge.

Sweet revenge.

Baby is going to go Over the Top.

Baby is going to go Over the Top.

Do it for America!

Do it for America!

Hold still, I won’t miss.

Hold still, I won't miss.

Safety first.

Safety first.

Before you call Child Services, this is photoshopped.

Before you call Child Services, this is photoshopped.

Don’t turn your back or your kid will swallow an entire mug.

Don't turn your back or your kid will swallow an entire mug.

Fifty Shades of Bad Parenting.

Fifty Shades of Bad Parenting.

Knife in toaster. Nothing wrong there.

Knife in toaster. Nothing wrong there.

Creativity. That’s all.

Creativity. That's all.

Quality time with the ba… errr.

Quality time with the ba... errr.

Someone has to get the wrinkles out. Not dad.

Someone has to get the wrinkles out. Not dad.

This looks safe too.

This looks safe too.

At least he’s looking this time.

At least he's looking this time.

Everyone needs their protein.

Everyone needs their protein.

He is, without a doubt, the world’s best father.

He is, without a doubt, the world's best father.

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